Story time.

For their demise he also declares war on the Smurfs . (Ha! Plot twist!)

The Smurfs quickly defeat this un-named tribe and take their top players!

And Jimmy (or whatever the hell his name was) continues his quest (about which we've long forgotten).

He approaches a hitman and asks him if he takes credit, or if he is willing to be payed afterwards.

Fortunately the Hitman is a reasonable guy and our protagonist manages to bribe him to work with credit for cookies.

But the Hitman demands Chocolate Chip, our hero only has Regular cookies.

So he goes to the washroom and after a while...emerges with what seems to be chocolate chips, but very stinky ones.

"I hope he won't know the difference" he mumbles to himself.

He hands the hitman the cookie, and watches tensely as the cookie heads towards the hitman's mouth...

The hitman eats them and thinks they are DELICIOUS, the best ones hes ever had he says!

A few minutes later, he starts to have a stomach-ache.

The hitman dies of Stomach problems.

By that time our hero is long gone.

He is off to find another way to get back his stolen money.

Suddenly, a car stops in front of him and out comes...

A really big guy with a mustache and his name is..

Broly.

Broly the mustache guy approaches uh...Bobby?

And then a tornado arrives...

But Deus-ex-Machinas aren't allowed yet!

So a Hurricane comes out of nowhere.

And even though it's forbidden...

The hero gets sucked into the hurricane and flung to a new planet called....

Earth.

This new planet called "Earth" is a mysterious planet with mysterious creatures called....