Story time.

Ok, rules are simple, you can add 1 sentence to the story, it can be as short or as long of a sentence as you want to be, the sentence you add has to tie in to the previous sentence in some way (you can just add a random chicken attack as long as it is related to the previous sentence! There is NO ending to the story, it just keeps going on and on and and on)

(example)

Person 1: One day billy had to go to school

Person 2: He was excited about school.

Ok, end example, and now its time to start


One day little johnny had to go to the Store to pick up some stuff for his mother.

However little johnny has no money due to the new supermarket (ASDA) had priced out all the local little convenience stores and subsequently made them all close down, unfortunately for johnny his mom and dad owned one of these local stores, leaving them penniless. So johnny had to make some money before he went to the shop.

However Johnny was not worried, for he had a great secret.

He had one of those things, people call "lives", and along with a life he had a "job", one of the most forbidden things in the online world.

If anyone were to ever find out about this secret, he would be certainly ostracized and hated in the online communities.

He did not want that, so he set off on a long journey underground to make sure no one followed him

He had just remembered that he'd hidden some money there.

But when he got there, he found out that a band of people that call themselves "Anti-interwebians" stole his money!

He couldn't go take it back either, because he was too weak.

From pwning noobs online, with weapons made of pixels

So he decided to get tough.

He went back home and ordered a copy of "Get buff in 5 minutes".

But it didn't work. (duh)

So he went and started lifting weights instead of watching some crappy video

Day by day he lifted weights until he got really big, now he only needed to learn how to fight to go and kick the thieves ass.

So he went to learn Karate.

But the MMA guys laughed and bullied him.

So he bought a shotgun.

and shot the first person he saw, who was...

Unfortunately his tribes duke...

Without a duke the tribe went crazy

Haven't we all seen that happen...

So the Tribe chose a new leader, and it was... (yes we have but this story is about another person! not us!)

A random hippy that was just scavenging for a joint and 15 year old boys via the internet. (Didn't say it was)

As the newly elected Duke, he declares war on everyone for not giving him money when he was begging! (yea but you started talking in 1st and 2nd person )