King of the Hill

Had to start this, as we had some others from the forum

Someone has the hill, you must take it off them
You can do this by doing anything you want, from killing them to asking them politely

Your Goal: Have the Hill!

Since I start the topic, I start with the hill

My hill

I walk up and tell you there is a fluffy bunny on the other side of the fence (not on the hill) you run furiously to try and kill it.

My hill.

I carry a small ball shaped object in my right hand that generates a forcefield the size of the hill, as I walk up the hill it displaces you further down the hill intil I reach the summit. Nothing can come up the hill as long as I hold this object in my hand.

My Hill

A .50 caliber armor piercing bullet first pierces the forcefield generating ball, destroying it from 2000 meters, the second round rips through your neck severing your head from your body. I then casually walk to the top, throw your corpse down the hill, set up a lawn chair and enjoy the view.

My hill.

'ouch that hurt' I says as my body connects itself back together to my bloody head. As I am immortal I rise back up and start running towards you, dodging bullets from your gun, I take several hits but none taking my head of which is my weakness, (until my head finds its way back to my body). I eventually reach you when you run out of bullets all bloody and mangled up. I take you by the throat and thrust my palm at your nose which lodges itself in your brain rendering you lifeless.

My hill

Unfortunately, incase of my defeat, I had brought with me a miniature nuclear bomb connected to a wireless life-signs monitor. With my death, everything within several square miles of the hill is vaporized, the hill becoming a crater, Game over, you lose.

No one's hill.

I bury the victims of the bomb attack in the crater, and pile it up with dirt to create the new hill, which is my creation, and it only obeys me

My hill

I arise from beneath the ground a zombie, sending you running for your life. While I await other challengers, I devise a way to become human again.

My hill

I only ran away to get a weapon that kills zombie-human hybrids, which I build in my labratory and use on you and the ground so that all the zombies are killed permanently.

My hill

The nice thing about being a ghost, is that nothing can harm you, and you scare the crap out of everyone, Brains runs screaming from the hill, leaving a trail of yellow liquid with brown chunks as he flees.

My Hill.

This was my way of making a path, which you followed to find out where I'd gone, knowing I would have revenge.
I call GHOSTBUSTERS and have them capture you and do their stuff while I go back to the hill

My hill

I calmly walk up to you and dispute the note of you beeing the smartest smurf. Showing your my Mensa membership, along with my test result leaving you with the fact that it's only teoreticly 0,2% that can be equal or higher than my score.

My Hill.

And how does that get you the hill? I must obviously be smarter if you can't even take the hill off me, so I retain the hill, as well as the title of Brainy Smurf

My hill (still)

I build a mobile hill two times larger in mass and squash the original hill and everything on it while you guys are squabbling over who's smarter, and fail to notice me coming. My hill!

Unfortunately the original hill was made of a harder substance than yours, and so it crumbles as it attempts to crush the hill

I safely sit inside the hill while yours is destroyed

My hill

i bring gigantic tractor so ur hill shakes thinking it's an earthquake so u run for ur life and i merrily sit

The vibrations created by the tractor collapse the hill, and you die in the wreckage. I come back and rebuild the hill

My hill

I land on you with a helicopter you stick like a gum and eventually die
My Hill

My army avenges me and sticks you like gum. They then resurrect me and I restore order to My hill

I bribe Bush to send you to Guantanamo prison as a terrorist and they lock you for 4 decades
My hill

I spend four decades planning my revenge. 40 years later, I have the best plan ever devised and employ it. It is so complicated that I can't even begin to explain it here. At the end of this plan, I have the hill and you have a nice little plot in the local cemetary

My hill

my friend who is a devil will resurrect me and you'll see his real shape you'll feel intimidated that you run for your life barefooted
My Hill

I run to get an angel, who is stronger than a devil and he comes to my rescue, destroying your devil and leaving you undefenseless. You run away and stub your toe. OUCH!

My hill

The angel did you the first and last favor he won't return I gather mil gangster loading heavy weapons when you see them you commit suicide
My hill