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15. What, you can't make topics without administrators here? Well that won't work...

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Yea, I know, how am I suppose to be the king of spam without the rights of a king of spam?

17. How are the admins (and when I say admins I mean of course our only admin Dailen) supposed to do whatever it is they do when we keep pestering them with "Make a topic like this, make a topic like that, plsplspls".

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Um, they don't! Or, like I said, give me admin access to the Off Topic section, and problem solved!

19. pfft what makes you so special. Might as well be me.

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What makes me special is that I am a professional Spammer,


Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Pacawot, and I, am a professional spammer, I just started a few months ago while I was the gentle age of 15, then, on my birthday, when I turned 16, I decided to become a hardcore spammer, and that, is my story. And why I deserve off topic Admin Access.

21. Oh, how very silly of me. Of course spammers make the best mods. Please, carry on.

22. Lol, I mean admin access for this part of the forum, Off topic only!

23. I know we will all rue the day when you will be made mod. I can feel it already.

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*gasp*


I have to go cry in my corner now

25. At least you will have your own offtopic corner...

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True...

27. Actually Offtopic is the only active section in this forum at the moment anyway.

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Very true, and until I get bored, it will be VERY active..with spam..to continue my story, I spammed SO much in that other forum, that people asked the Off Topic forum be deleted, or just blocked from their view because it was nothing but spam now. and yea, lol.

29. Isn't the job of a mod more like to DELETE spam? (except of course the special spam threads like this one)